Bald, Tattooed, Taken, Atheist, Mega-Bitch.
Clinical/Abnormal Psychology & Social Work double major.
I play roller derby for the Camel City Thrashers.
Goddess of Disdain.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: mickelsenstudios.com)
Dermatillomania, I cannot resist you. (Taken with instagram)
there is a wasp outside of the screen porch and its making me nervous even though it can't get in here
hey
hey kid
you think you’re fucking safe in there
ain’t nobody safe when a wasp wants fuck shit up
ain’t
nobody
(Source: chantillyxlacey)
I wanted to do something like this with my friends faces and the animals that I think they look like!
i This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said it. And I’m not even saying anything. I’m not talking about my films, I’m not talking about my life, and I’m not talking about the world. And yet, the media will print it simply because I said it. And at this moment in time, I bet there is an artist around the corner of this hotel, on the street, with a mind far beyond ours, but we will never listen to him simply because he has not appeared in a movie. And that is what is fucked up about our culture.
Robert Downey Jr. (via quote-book)
I need to talk to someone about asexuality and how I think I relate to it. I’m so confused about how I’m feeling right now.
Womp.
20 Summer Smoothie Recipes
Watermelon Frosty
Grapefruit Pink Smoothie
Strawberry Lemonade Frosty
Pinkie Sweet Pomegranate Smoothie
Citrus Frosty
Peaches and Cream Smoothie
Fresh Orange Juice Smoothie
Peachy Hemp Protein Smoothie
Peachy Lychee Daiquiri
Calm Chamomile Smoothie
Pina Avocado Smoothie
Kiwi Basil Smoothie
Blue Acai Smoothie
Blueberry Kickstart Smoothie
Berry-Cado Smoothie
Strawberry Banana Smoothie
Blueberry Coconut Water Frosty
Dark and Frosty Acai Smoothie
Almond Butter Shake
Chocolate Chai ShakeOh hells yeah. I see quite a few of these in my semi-near future! Come ta momma!
I want I want I want
The rad thing about Nirvana
Doesn’t exist. That band fucking sucks.
After every derby practice:
1. AW YEAH LET’S SKATE FOREVER I AM SO PUMPED LET’S GO LET’S SKATE ACROSS THE WHOLE WORLD
2. Get home. EAT EVERYTHING.
3. Realize you are fucking exhausted and never want to move again.
A bowl Ed Gein made from a human skull.