you were never supposed to leave,
now my head is splitting at the seams
mountainmother replied to your post: In a situation where I would usually say “goddamn…
It’s okay. I’ve gotten to a point where I just say “Dicks” when something goes wrong.
In an effort to censor myself in front of a customer the other day, I definitely said “butt cheeks”.
In a situation where I would usually say “goddamn it”, I definitely just said “cock and balls”. What is happening in my life?
A fucking 17 year old tried to buy a case of beer from me at work today and seemed totally shocked when I asked for her ID. When I said “Dude, you’re 17. I’m not selling you this beer.” she said “Can’t you just sell it to me anyway?” to which I said “HELL FUCKING NO. I’m not losing my job for you!”
So now I’m sitting in bed watching RuPaul and drinking a bottle of wine. What are y’all up to?
Drinking Oliver’s peach cider. Fucking delicious.
Ouch…I think I’m gonna need some aloe for that burn.