Bald, Tattooed, Atheist
Mega-Bitch
Greensboro Roller Derby
Goddess of Disdain.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
you were never supposed to leave,
now my head is splitting at the seams
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shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post
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mountainmother replied to your post: In a situation where I would usually say “goddamn…
It’s okay. I’ve gotten to a point where I just say “Dicks” when something goes wrong.
In an effort to censor myself in front of a customer the other day, I definitely said “butt cheeks”.
In a situation where I would usually say “goddamn it”, I definitely just said “cock and balls”. What is happening in my life?
A fucking 17 year old tried to buy a case of beer from me at work today and seemed totally shocked when I asked for her ID. When I said “Dude, you’re 17. I’m not selling you this beer.” she said “Can’t you just sell it to me anyway?” to which I said “HELL FUCKING NO. I’m not losing my job for you!”
So now I’m sitting in bed watching RuPaul and drinking a bottle of wine. What are y’all up to?
Tom Waits, Paris 1992
Photo by Derek Ridgers
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED
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Drinking Oliver’s peach cider. Fucking delicious.
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Ouch…I think I’m gonna need some aloe for that burn.
I mean, can we just bring this photo back from when I was probably 14? I look like shit, but hot damn, that is still my favorite dress I’ve ever worn.
so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
QUICKLY HELP ME HUMAN
IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN